A fine ghazal by Bhadur shah Zafar(1775-1862)

Nahin ishq mein iska tau ranj hamen ke qarar-o-shakeb zara na raha,
Gham -e-ishq tau apna rafiq raha, koi aur apni bala se raha na raha.

Diya apni khudi ko jo hum ne mita ,wo jo parda sa beech me tha na raha,
Parde mein ab na wo pardah nashin koi dusra uske siva na raha.

Na thi haal ki jab hame apni khabar, rahe dekhte auron ke aib-o-hunar,
Pari apni buraion par jo nazar,tau nigah koi bura na raha.

Hamen sagir-o-bada ke dene mein kare der jo saki tau haye ghazab,
Ke ye ahd-e nishat,yeh daur-e-tarab, rahega jahan me sada na raha.

Lage yun to hazaaron hi teer-e-sitam, ke tarapte rahe paare khak pe hum,
Wale naaz-o-karishma ki tegh-o-do-dum,lagiaisi ke tasma laga na raha.

Kai roz me aaj woh mahe-e-laqa, hua mere jo samne jalwa numa,
Mujhe sabr-o-karar rara na raha, use paas-o-hijab-o-haya na raha.

Zafar aadmi usko na janyega,woh ho kitna hi sahib-e-fahm-o-zaka.
Jise aish me yaade-e-khuda na rahi,jaise taish me khauf-e-khuda na raha.

waqt nahi

facebook par kar lenge rooz chating,
par sath baith ke baat karne ka waqt nahi.

aik waqt me jane kitno ko pata rakha hai
kisi aik se dil lagane ka waqt nahi.

U Tube se download karta hu funny vedio,
apno ke sath beth kar hasne ka waqt nahi.

kal kholna padega dil dr. ke auzaaro se,
aaj yaaro sang dil kholke baat karne ka waqt nahi.

choro ki sarkaar

kagaz kalam dawaat sab hai mere haath me,
aik chalti hui sarkaar bhi ab hai mere haath me.

par jaane kyu main wo kar nahi paaya jo mene chaha ,
ke door na jaane meri hai kiske haath me .

hai us choori ka ilzaam mujh par jo mein kar nahi paaya,
ke sab choro ki sarkaar hai ab mere haath me.

dirty picture

my fav. dialogue from "Dirty picture"

girl friend shuru shuru me malia jaisi lagti hai phir colestrol jaisi aur phir heart attack ka karan banti hai

hindi/urdu poetry and web browser: wo jo agar

hindi/urdu poetry and web browser: wo jo agar: by faisal "adab" jisko soch kar ban jaaye ghazal, wo jo meri ban jaaye agaar. hasi ho jaye meri zindagaani wo jo mujhe dekh ke muskura...

wo jo agar

by faisal "adab"

jisko soch kar ban jaaye ghazal,
wo jo meri ban jaaye agaar.

hasi ho jaye meri zindagaani
wo jo mujhe dekh ke muskuraye agar.

main bhi thehar ke sochu apne baare me,
wo jo do pal mujhse baat kar jaaye agar.

                                     hai aik junoo mujhpe savaar,
                                     jaane kiska hai mujhe intezaar.

bechainya meri bhi kuch aaraam paaye,
wo jo chain mera ban jaaye agar.

ishq aur husn

naaraaz naaraaz se meri zindagi chal rahi hai ,
bin sawwab ke meri bandagi chal rahi hai.

us bewajah roothe yaar ko manane jao to kaise,
dil use chaah raha hai par aqal meri us se jal rahi hai.

do kadam chalta hu aur laut aata hu,
aik neeyat usse roothne ki aik manaane ki kar rahi hai.

wo rooth ke chali to gayi mujh se magar,
jaane kiski khatir wo ruk ruk ke chal rahi hai.

ye ishq hai "adab" isme chain nahi aata kisi tarah,
aik aag hai jo dono taraf sulag rahi hai.

darde dil leke chale

dil dard leke chalta hai roz hi seene me ,
ab to aata nahi maza marne na jeene me.

mujhko dawaon ka bhi faiz nahi milta kabhi,
roge ishq jo laga liya hai hamne seene me.

wo jabse pila ke gaya hai nighahon se ,
maza tabse nahi aata hame botal se peene me.

a beautiful use of words by mehta "dard"

by:-mehta "dard"

tufaan mein hum apni khushi se jaate hai,
yun jhoom ke marte hai ki jii jaate hai.

tum wo ho samunder jinhe khaa jaata hai,
hum wo hai samunder ko jo pee jaate hai.

complete the poetry

hum ho wo ho ,
aur thodi si barsaat ho.

lipat jaaye wo hamse,
bijli ki jab bhi aawaz ho.


plz comlete the poetry .....................................

body building capsule ka model

aik dost hamara dekh ke hamko bola karta tha,
ke thopra hamara kisi hero se mila karta tha.

wo bola yaar tujhe modelling me try karna chaheye,
kuch diya hai khuda ne to use zaaya nahi karna chaheye.

wo ye kehte kehte khud modelling agent ban gaya,
aur aik din haamare ghar pe aake tana gaya.

wo sahi model na milne ka dhukra sunane laga.
 aur aik add. karne ke liye hame pataane laga.

hum uski zid ke aage haar gaye,
aur model banne ke liye maan gaye.

hamne pucha yaar hame add. me kya karna hai,
wo bola bas shirt utar ke photo session karna hai.


isme do models kaa kaam dekhaaya jayega,
aur body plus capsule pe ise lagaaya jaayega.

aik model ka photo capsule khaane ke baad lagaya jaayega,
aur tumhara photo capsule khaane se pehle me lagaya jayega.

tu meri bekhudi hai

tujhko rooth jaane ki  aadat,

mujhko tujhpar mitne ka junoon.

aaj tujhko na ho bharosa,

yaki kal tu karegi haa zaroor.

tu meri bekhudi hai,

tu mera hai suroor.

tu meri chahat hai jaana,

tu mera hai guroor.

nazre meri bas tujhko dhunde,

isme bata kya mera kasoor.

                                                ye nahi meri tamanna ,

                                                mil jaye mujhko tera pyaar.

                                                par ye khaish hai  haa dil ki,

                                                karta rahu bas tera intezaar.

tu meri bekhudi hai,

tu mera hai suroor.

                                    tujhko aaye jo yaki

                                    milne tu aana kabhi.

                                     milunga tujhe main usi mod par,

                                    jaa rahi hai tu jaha chod kar.

paagal hu main tere pyaar me,

dewaana hu main tera huzoor.

tu meri bekhudi hai ,

tu mera hai suroor.

from ,

faisal adab

mansoor usmani ghazal

This is one of the  fav.ghazal written by "manzoor usmeena muradabadi" , I found this ghazal in my father's diary which my father gifted to me when he heard my ghazals I pray to allah that I can also  write such a beautiful ghazal like this , so friends now enjoy this ghazal
                         "Khabar kar dena"
Ashq palko me chupana to khabar kar dena,
tishnagi dil ki bhujana to khabar kar dena.

Haadse rahe mohabbat ke mukaddar tehre,
jab hame dil se bhulana to khabar kar dena.

Aik muddat se tarasti hai hamari nende,
tum agar khawabo me aana to khabar kar dena..

jin kitabo me chupaye hai mere khat tumne,
un kitabo ko jalana to khabar kar dena.

humne kuch geet likhe hai jo sunane hai tumhe,
tum kabhi bazm sajaana to khabar kar dena.

maine jo deep jalaye hai wafa ke dil me,
jab kabhi un ko bhujana to khabar kar dena .

main zaroor aaonga manzoor tumhari khatir,
mehfile daar sajaana to khabar kar dena.

barsaate ishq

tufaa tha bade zoro ka ,
bade zoro ki barsaat thi.


ruk gaye kadam jaise chalte chalte,
aik hasi se honi jo mulakaat thi

                               wo bheegi bheegi aayi bekhere bekhere baalon me,
                               dekh use mein ulajh gaya  naye-2  sawalon me.

kisi me na dekhi baat wo aisi ,
jaisi usme baat thi.

tufaa tha bade zoro ka,
bade zoro ki barsaat thi.

jhuki nigahon se jab usne mujhko dekha tha,
lagta tha jaise usko kahni koi baat thi.

par ghar jaane ki thi jaldi usko,
ke hone waali ab raat thi.

tufaa tha bade zoro ka ,
bade zoro ki barsaat thi.
                             rab ko bhi jalwaa koi naya dekhaana tha,
                             us hasi ko shayad paas jo mere laana tha.
ke bijli karkee zor se aise,
pal me wo seene ke paas thi.

tofaa tha bade zoro ka,
bade zoro ki barsaat thi.

yaari dosti

Aik coke ki bottle me party apni man jati thi,
Dosto ki rab ronak me mehfil apni saj jati thi.

Cake ke jab na hote the jaib me paise ,
B’day apni paistry me bhi man jati thi.

Dosto ki rab ronak me mehfil apni saj jati thi.

Kheer banti thi jab bhi kisi ke ghar me,
Bin rooze ke eid apni man jati thi.

Dosto ki rab ronak me mehfil apni saj jati thi.

Mohalle ke murge kitni mehnat se hum churate the,
Phir usko banana me kaise - 2 papad bele jate the.
Aik-2 ke hisse me choti -2 hi booti aati thi,

Dosto ki rab ronak me mehfil apni saj jati thi.

Dene jaate the exam jab hum bahar kabhi,
To exam me bhi picnic si ban jati thi.

Dosto ki rab ronak me mehfil apni saj jati thi.

Ishq me jab bhi koi apna yaar pada,
Yaado me kisi ki koi apna yaar jaga.
Mashwaro ko to jaise line si lag jati thi.

Dosto ki rab ronak me mehfil apni saj jati thi.

Jinke baap ne bhi kabhi na ishq kiya ,
Rai apni dekar usne bhi kuch sehyog kiya.
Har dost ki suggestion par khat ki line likhi jati thi.

Dosto ki rab ronak me mehfil apni saj jati thi.

Ladki ko impress karne ko roz naye tareeke seekhe jate the,
Kabhi cycle kabhi bike se stunt hum sare lagate the.
stunt baazi me bike jeans aur jane kya-2 phat jati thi.

Dosto ki rab ronak me mehfil apni saj jati thi.

Yaar apne the kameene par dil ke bade nagine the,
Yaad aate hai unki aise jaise kabhi mehbooba ki aati thi.

Dosto ki rab ronak me mehfil apni saj jati thi.

Aaj aik packet bhi kam pad jata hai do logo me ,
Tab aik hi cigeratte sab yaaro me chal jati thi.

Dosto ki rab ronak me mehfil apni saj jati thi.